My Ninja Master Moment

I was sitting in my room, doing something...maybe talking on the phone, or watching tv, or roaming the 'net. I don't really remember. What I do remember is putting my book or computer or phone down, turning around....and face-planting into a spider who had decided to drop down to visit me from the ceiling. All I know was that it was giant and black and....giant. And angry. Probably.

I immediately turned into a NINJA MASTER, whacking away at that thing with all my might. I was HIYA-ing and KIYA-ing and WAAAAA-ing with all my muster. As soon as I was sure it was dead, I took inventory of the damage done. I had inadvertently ripped my own nose ring out, threw it across the room, and also tore a chunk of skin off the tip of my nose. My nose was bleeding, and my eyes were tearing. I looked somewhat like Rudolf.

Still won, though.

You should see the other guy.